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      08-06-2019, 12:30 PM   #1
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Took my boss for a spin

Hey guys,

Took my boss for a spin. We went to pick up our lunch from a restaurant not far from us.
She loves cars and mentioned that she misses her old times when she used to ride along friends and speed on highways etc.

It didn't take much, basically 2 pulls on a stock M3.

The first pull she started screaming and couldn't stop laughing. 2nd to 3rd easy pull.

The second pull was after we picked up our lunches. 1st 2nd and 3rd.
She started to scream and from 2nd gear she just grabbed on to the door handle with both hands and shut up till I stopped.

Poor boss lady had tears in her eyes.

Don't know if this will make me loose my job or get a raise LOL.

Just wanted to share with you all. it was just too funny.
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shoulda grabbed your penis instead of the door handle

sorry couldn't hold it in. I hope you are a man.
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shoulda grabbed your penis instead of the door handle

sorry couldn't hold it in. I hope you are a man.
Hahahaha was thinking the same thing
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This is the start of a very solid porn....
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^ ^
my thoughts exactly
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      08-06-2019, 02:48 PM   #6
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This is the start of a very solid porn....
indeed f8x included. now we just need pics of the boss
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I mean the title of the thread already sounds like a pr0n
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I mean the title of the thread already sounds like a pr0n
for realz. clicked expecting n00dz
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sorry couldn't hold it in. I hope you are a man.
Classic!
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