Assigned Parking

aajjcc · 02-02-2018, 09:15 PM

every day without fail. lucky me >.>

ShopVac · 02-02-2018, 09:35 PM

That'd piss me off to no end. Chick driver? Maybe she can't help it...

DETRoadster · 02-02-2018, 09:38 PM

At least the car is the same color so the door dings he/she inflicts wont be so bad....

Mingwan · 02-02-2018, 09:54 PM

I recommend that you buy a piece of shit vehicle and park like the biggest jackass next to your neighbors.

aajjcc · 02-02-2018, 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by ShopVac

That'd piss me off to no end. Chick driver? Maybe she can't help it...

not sure. haven't met them yet

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Originally Posted by DETRoadster

At least the car is the same color so the door dings he/she inflicts wont be so bad....

what.... haha

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Originally Posted by Mingwan

I recommend that you buy a piece of shit vehicle and park like the biggest jackass next to your neighbors.

rent a u-haul truck for a week?

tranquility · 02-02-2018, 10:22 PM

...And they're going head first...Imagine if trying to back in? Some are just awful drivers.

qba335i · 02-02-2018, 10:40 PM

Leave a curtesy note asking to park within the lines.

If that fails park the same way as the other person.

arok99 · 02-03-2018, 12:32 AM

Oh boy, that would piss me off lol

bimmette · 02-03-2018, 06:22 AM

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Originally Posted by ShopVac

That'd piss me off to no end. Chick driver? Maybe she can't help it...

Hey

XCRN · 02-03-2018, 07:00 AM

Typical BMW driver.

Teufel_Hunden · 02-03-2018, 08:35 AM

Hang a huge sign on the wall in front of their spot

P1 · 02-03-2018, 09:07 AM

Still technically within the lines, no?

Dang3r · 02-03-2018, 09:07 AM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

Hey

Thats a 4 series driver(ess), your out

RickFLM4 · 02-03-2018, 09:12 AM

It would be worse if you had the middle spot. At least you only have one idiot next to you.

Is it a tough angle into the spot or something? I would park close to the line like them to try to resolve. They will still try to squeeze in and make matters worse.

No one · 02-03-2018, 10:45 AM

This is why I do avoid middle spots every time I can. It's also extremely helpful to have a pillar in between. Those yellow ones are just on the wrong side.

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Originally Posted by ShopVac

Chick driver?

This is what defines a chick driver.

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Originally Posted by DETRoadster

At least the car is the same color so the door dings he/she inflicts wont be so bad....

I've never had the other car's paint samples in the door dings. Just my paint damaged.

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Originally Posted by Mingwan

I recommend that you buy a piece of shit vehicle and park like the biggest jackass next to your neighbors.

That will be being the biggest jackass. Trading an M4 for "a piece of shit vehicle" should be an attractive idea: at least you don't say it is one already.

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Originally Posted by P1et

Still technically within the lines, no?

No. You must avoid crossing the nearest line (to keep the courtesy space they define free for approaching the cars and opening the doors).

Chappers 71 · 02-03-2018, 10:51 AM

Just leave a polite note on their windscreen, I have some printed up that say "Thanks, for parking so close. Next time leave a fucking can opener so I can get my car out. Arseholes like you should take the bus"

zentanker · 02-03-2018, 11:25 AM

Assigned parking? I just call that my detached garage.

I have no idea how my 'neighbors' park. Zero fucks are given.

G35POPPEDMYCHERRY · 02-03-2018, 11:34 AM

better question is how do they get out. being so close to the door

Maynard · 02-03-2018, 12:08 PM

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Originally Posted by G35POPPEDMYCHERRY

better question is how do they get out. being so close to the door

...and what is that guy in the hockey mask doing with a big kitchen knife

EyeGuy · 02-03-2018, 12:16 PM

Maybe because Alexander parked so F’d up.

PoorLurker · 02-03-2018, 12:55 PM

They probably park close to you because they know you will not give them door dings. Car person to car person they know (hope) you know better.

PoorLurker · 02-03-2018, 12:58 PM

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Originally Posted by zentanker

Assigned parking? I just call that my detached garage.

I have no idea how my 'neighbors' park. Zero fucks are given.

Humble brag - 0

[insert witty passive aggressive comment] - 1

02-02-2018, 09:15 PM	#1
aajjcc Captain 425 Rep 611 Posts Drives: F82 Join Date: Mar 2016 Location: 34.0522° N 118.2437° W iTrader: (0)	Assigned Parking - how do your neighbors park? every day without fail. lucky me >.> Last edited by aajjcc; 02-02-2018 at 09:22 PM..
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ShopVac Not willing to take advice 4053 Rep 1,527 Posts Drives: F82 M4 - 6MT Join Date: May 2010 Location: PA iTrader: (1) Garage List 2018 BMW M4 [9.83] 2023 Genesis GV70 [6.50] 2018 Abarth 124 Spider [10.00] 2014 Audi S4 [6.50]	That'd piss me off to no end. Chick driver? Maybe she can't help it...
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DETRoadster Space Force - 4 Star General 11463 Rep 3,264 Posts Drives: M2 MG 6MT / Moto Guzzi V7 Join Date: Jul 2016 Location: Seattle iTrader: (1)	At least the car is the same color so the door dings he/she inflicts wont be so bad....
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Mingwan Major 1893 Rep 1,338 Posts Drives: X1 Individual custom paint Join Date: Jan 2015 Location: Kansas iTrader: (0)	I recommend that you buy a piece of shit vehicle and park like the biggest jackass next to your neighbors.
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tranquility sportscars only 3245 Rep 3,195 Posts Drives: 2011 Z4 sDrive 35i Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Montréal iTrader: (0)	...And they're going head first...Imagine if trying to back in? Some are just awful drivers.
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02-02-2018, 10:40 PM	#7
qba335i First Lieutenant 400 Rep 329 Posts Drives: 335i Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Chicago iTrader: (0)	Leave a curtesy note asking to park within the lines. If that fails park the same way as the other person.
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02-03-2018, 12:32 AM	#8
arok99 Private 30 Rep 73 Posts Drives: White 435i Grand Coupe Join Date: Dec 2017 Location: Rocklin, Ca iTrader: (1)	Oh boy, that would piss me off lol
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XCRN Private First Class 87 Rep 104 Posts Drives: 2013 335i, 1995 525i Join Date: Jul 2017 Location: Springfield OH iTrader: (1)	Typical BMW driver.
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Teufel_Hunden Banned 8355 Rep 2,963 Posts Drives: 2013 M3 6MT LMB ZCP Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: Maryland iTrader: (3)	Hang a huge sign on the wall in front of their spot Attached Images
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02-03-2018, 09:07 AM	#12
P1 Lieutenant General 11572 Rep 11,136 Posts Drives: 2004 3/4 ton Duramax Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: United States iTrader: (1)	Still technically within the lines, no?
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02-03-2018, 09:12 AM	#14
RickFLM4 Brigadier General 10980 Rep 4,821 Posts Drives: M4 Join Date: Jul 2015 Location: PB County, FL iTrader: (0)	It would be worse if you had the middle spot. At least you only have one idiot next to you. Is it a tough angle into the spot or something? I would park close to the line like them to try to resolve. They will still try to squeeze in and make matters worse. __________________ Current: 2018 SO/SS F83 ZCP Gone: 2015 SO/SO F82
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02-03-2018, 11:25 AM	#17
zentanker Private First Class 205 Rep 157 Posts Drives: 2016 M Sport 228i Mineral Grey Join Date: Jul 2015 Location: Central Texas iTrader: (0)	Assigned parking? I just call that my detached garage. I have no idea how my 'neighbors' park. Zero fucks are given.
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02-03-2018, 11:34 AM	#18
G35POPPEDMYCHERRY Banned 4999 Rep 4,139 Posts Drives: F80 Join Date: Dec 2015 Location: Philadelphia iTrader: (1)	better question is how do they get out. being so close to the door
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02-03-2018, 12:16 PM	#20
EyeGuy Second Lieutenant 165 Rep 247 Posts Drives: 08 335xi coupe, 17 nx200t, 23 Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: NY -> Fl iTrader: (2)	Maybe because Alexander parked so F’d up.
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02-03-2018, 12:55 PM	#21
PoorLurker Custom User Title 1137 Rep 675 Posts Drives: a bicycle Join Date: May 2015 Location: Orange County, CA iTrader: (0)	They probably park close to you because they know you will not give them door dings. Car person to car person they know (hope) you know better.
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