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      01-22-2021, 06:01 PM   #7569
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Ruined by a forum spambot?????
No. Ruined by the likes of the hub. Those that understand....will.........understand.
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Hey guys, random Q about online dating: On coffee meets bagel and on bumble I get notifications on my phone that people are matching a couple times a day. I tap on the notification and there are no matches in the app. Anyone else have this problem? FWIW I do get matches on other platforms.
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Hey guys, random Q about online dating: On coffee meets bagel and on bumble I get notifications on my phone that people are matching a couple times a day. I tap on the notification and there are no matches in the app. Anyone else have this problem? FWIW I do get matches on other platforms.
Either people are un-matching immediately after, or what is more likely is they are fake spam accounts that are deleted shortly after. There are a TON of spam accounts on dating apps, Tinder is the worst.
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Either people are un-matching immediately after, or what is more likely is they are fake spam accounts that are deleted shortly after. There are a TON of spam accounts on dating apps, Tinder is the worst.
Ew, get off Tinder. Try Hinge. And please, for the love of God, do not post a picture of you holding a fish in any of your profile photos.
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Ew, get off Tinder. Try Hinge. And please, for the love of God, do not post a picture of you holding a fish in any of your profile photos.
Oh I'm no longer on it, for the above mentioned reason, way too many spam profiles.

I agree on the fish, and I never realized so many people did that until a friend showed me how many guys she matched with had fish pics. I go fishing once in a blue moon, but I can honestly say I've never even taken a pic holding one so I don't see why so many do.

Mirror selfies seem to be another turn off.
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Confession, a bit. My wife and I are a polyamorous couple. So I've tried Tinder, for example. Mirror selfies EVERYWHERE... So much narcissistic sounding crap on there too. Wife showed me some guys and holy crap. Fish and deer pictures EVERYWHERE. The messages some send are just creeptastic too... They'll look like normal people, even down to their personal blurb, but then SO YOU WANT SOME OF THIS, HUH COME SU.... yeah. Classy, bro. I mean I'm not proof of this but she does have standards lol
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Oh I'm no longer on it, for the above mentioned reason, way too many spam profiles.

I agree on the fish, and I never realized so many people did that until a friend showed me how many guys she matched with had fish pics. I go fishing once in a blue moon, but I can honestly say I've never even taken a pic holding one so I don't see why so many do.

Mirror selfies seem to be another turn off.
I put a mirror selfie on mine, when I was on it lol.
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Confession, a bit. My wife and I are a polyamorous couple. So I've tried Tinder, for example. Mirror selfies EVERYWHERE... So much narcissistic sounding crap on there too. Wife showed me some guys and holy crap. Fish and deer pictures EVERYWHERE. The messages some send are just creeptastic too... They'll look like normal people, even down to their personal blurb, but then SO YOU WANT SOME OF THIS, HUH COME SU.... yeah. Classy, bro. I mean I'm not proof of this but she does have standards lol
If you're trying to attract a female, why on earth would she want to see a picture of you (not you specifically) with a dead animal LOL.

Unless you're Brad Pitt, I'm swiping left. Ugh NEXT
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I put a mirror selfie on mine, when I was on it lol.
Yeah I had one at first just to show I was fit, because I figured having only face pics might give the idea that I was overweight or something.

Mine was fully clothed with under armour gym clothes on, but I think the shirtless gym mirror selfies are a bit much. Never understood the dead animal thing either. Posing with a dead deer you just shot seems pretty strange.

There should be another app just for couples (maybe there is?). Seems like there are so many different couples on all the apps and it's annoying as fuck.
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Confession, a bit. My wife and I are a polyamorous couple. So I've tried Tinder, for example. Mirror selfies EVERYWHERE... So much narcissistic sounding crap on there too. Wife showed me some guys and holy crap. Fish and deer pictures EVERYWHERE. The messages some send are just creeptastic too... They'll look like normal people, even down to their personal blurb, but then SO YOU WANT SOME OF THIS, HUH COME SU.... yeah. Classy, bro. I mean I'm not proof of this but she does have standards lol
The condescending shit always makes me laugh. My favorites are the single moms who have "if you can't handle the fact that I have kids you aren't a real man" in their bio. Like do you really think being abrasive right off the bat will attract worthwhile people?
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Yeah I had one at first just to show I was fit, because I figured having only face pics might give the idea that I was overweight or something.

Mine was fully clothed with under armour gym clothes on, but I think the shirtless gym mirror selfies are a bit much. Never understood the dead animal thing either. Posing with a dead deer you just shot seems pretty strange.

There should be another app just for couples (maybe there is?). Seems like there are so many different couples on all the apps and it's annoying as fuck.
Exactly. I was like the only full body photos I have (with my new body) are with group pictures, I need to post a full body pic of just me so guys know which chick I am lol.
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Exactly. I was like the only full body photos I have (with my new body) are with group pictures, I need to post a full body pic of just me so guys know which chick I am lol.
I actually saw a chick's profile that had mostly group photos but in each one she had an arrow pointing to which one was her. At first I thought it was hilarious, but I also realized it was a good idea over the profiles that have 1 face pic and the rest are group photos.
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I agree on the fish, and I never realized so many people did that until a friend showed me how many guys she matched with had fish pics. I go fishing once in a blue moon, but I can honestly say I've never even taken a pic holding one so I don't see why so many do.
Ever thought about posting a profile pic of a fish holding you?



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Dammit, beat me to it.

When I was on Tinder, I had stolen the photo of White Goodman from Dodgeball taking the bull by the horns and photoshopped my face onto it. Plenty of matches with that shit.
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Pictures with dogs are cheating.....99% going to swipe right if you have a dog lol
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The condescending shit always makes me laugh. My favorites are the single moms who have "if you can't handle the fact that I have kids you aren't a real man" in their bio. Like do you really think being abrasive right off the bat will attract worthwhile people?
My favorite are the THINK YOU CAN HANDLE ME? YOU CAN'T folks that act like that's a good sales pitch. No, if that's any indication, I don't think I want to handle you?
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