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There is some truth to the below joke after all... "A woman and her girlfriends are staying at a ladies only hotel for the bachelorette party when the male manager of the hotel says: "if you'd like ladies, you may go to each floor, see what they have to offer, and choose your rooms accordingly. Just remember, you can only go up a floor, not back to an old one." When the get to the first floor the sign says: full of short, fat, unattractive, stupid men. "let's go to the next floor up." The second floor sign says: Full of short, buff, attractive, dumb men. "let's go to the next floor". The third floor sign says: full of tall, unattractive, smart men. "Let's see what's on the next floor" the bride to be says. On the fourth floor the sign read: full of tall, attractive, smart men for all your personal desires. The ladies decide they want to stay on the fourth floor until they see that the elevator will take them to a fifth floor. "Let's see what kind of hunky men are on the fifth floor". The fifth floor sign reads: this hotel proves that no matter what the circumstances, women are never satisfied with what's in front of them." |
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01-29-2021, 03:29 PM | #7616 |
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Current gf is 5'9 and I was right on that decision, tall girls are awesome Took me 23 minutes to get out of it, went to a coffee shop where my buddy worked. At the end as I'm walking out after not even hugging the date girl I tell my friend "that was a horrible date" and she responded "what that was a date?" ![]() Quote:
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01-29-2021, 03:34 PM | #7618 | |
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I'm pretty content right now. He's ridiculously good looking, total gentleman, clearly established, good career, has dogs (and chickens lol), 6'0", southern accent, not balding. I'm not looking for anything else. Already deleted bumble! Just hoping for date #10 once I move there in a week. Last edited by Sara; 01-29-2021 at 03:41 PM.. |
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01-29-2021, 04:00 PM | #7625 | |
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I've been called an asshole, but it's usually after I say/do something sarcastic or poke fun in a flirty way and they say "you're such an asshole" with that smile and cute laugh. ![]() There is a big difference between being flirty and poking fun at someone/challenging them mentally versus just insulting them or making them feel uncomfortable. |
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01-29-2021, 04:01 PM | #7626 |
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So the first two dates, since it was when I was visiting my mom for thanksgiving and I flew to Louisiana, I took my stepdad's truck and his 9mm he keeps in the truck.
![]() Our third-ninth date was when I drove to Louisiana for 6 weeks for Christmas and brought my own car and my own guns in the vehicle lol. I'm a serial killer's worst nightmare. This woman is packing heat. I may be 5'3", but my Glocks all got 147 grain. |
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This DC guy up here, is a fucking asshole Douche bag with a capital D. Ugh, I feel sorry for any girl who swipes right on him. |
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01-29-2021, 04:17 PM | #7629 | |
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Being an asshole is a major turnoff. One of my female friends described a similar date she had to yours where "he passed the friendzone and went straight to asshole land where he shall never return from". ![]() |
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01-29-2021, 04:18 PM | #7630 |
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01-29-2021, 04:57 PM | #7633 |
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Oh yes - I can
![]() I included my dog in the hopes of at least there being something worth looking at - he's cute! Last edited by dinonz; 01-29-2021 at 10:20 PM.. |
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