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I was hoping he filled her, until...
my man, what are your intentions? I'm genuinely confused - I can't tell if you want to be inside her or just be in her inner circle. |
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08-19-2020, 12:04 AM | #7064 |
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It's less about my plans and more about hers. I planned to be all up in her bits - she planned otherwise.
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08-19-2020, 06:32 AM | #7065 | |
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08-19-2020, 07:54 AM | #7067 |
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08-19-2020, 08:49 AM | #7068 |
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08-20-2020, 10:28 PM | #7069 |
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Dude, we have to figure out why you aren't getting laid. Even pickle is getting laid.
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08-21-2020, 02:56 AM | #7070 |
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Ugh, is that called lowering the standards or more impossible for you?
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08-21-2020, 08:08 AM | #7071 | |
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Side note: To state even pickle is getting laid suggests that pickle isn't normally capable of achieving such a feat. I have to give my man Pickle props here, the student is becoming the teacher. |
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08-21-2020, 11:18 AM | #7072 |
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This! With or without happy end?
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08-21-2020, 11:24 AM | #7073 |
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To be serious guys: I'd made the experience, that when you are solo and absolutely willing to got laid or would get somebody into that direction...the right women wont show up and you'll get the rest of it - or you are luckily related w/o any pressure (women are obviously sensing desperation to having sex) and all are coming to you onto the silver plate to let you pick.
Isnt that quite unfair?
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08-21-2020, 12:14 PM | #7075 |
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I'll admit, it's been tough for me lately. My state is still pretty closed down and strict on the rules, so hardly anyone wants to actually meet up. Combine that with work being absolutely nuts and working 10-12 hour days and I have pretty much zero time for anything else. I'd be lying if I said it wasn't starting to negatively impact me. Already had two mini-migraines this week.
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08-21-2020, 07:33 PM | #7076 |
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Met this chick online, she seems cool and we've been texting. She lives 45 min away but because of fuckin covid I'm not tryna meet up with her and get dinner at some covid infected dirty ass restaurants with nasty mfrs not wearing masks.
She told me she actually had covid a few months ago, but she got an antibody and she doesn't think she'll catch it again regardless. Told me it was fuckin horrible and doesn't know how she got it she was always taking safety precautions everywhere and masking up. Anyways... covid is now costing me going on dates and getting laid. Fuckin hate this bs. |
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08-22-2020, 03:52 PM | #7077 |
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status update: on monday she sent me her flight info; she's coming to visit me on campus in 2ish weeks
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08-22-2020, 09:41 PM | #7079 |
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08-24-2020, 07:14 AM | #7081 |
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08-24-2020, 07:29 AM | #7082 |
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As you may know, long distance relationships rarely end well, but what the heart wants, the heart wants, and ... lower extremities.
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08-24-2020, 08:13 AM | #7083 | |
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