I've often wondered...
why we say "Happy Memorial Day" considering what the day is supposed to recognize.
why hot dogs are in packs of 10 but the buns are only packs of 8
how you get the nickname Billy from William & Dick from Richard
who the hell thought it was a good idea to eat an onion even after it burned the shit out of their eyes
how the hell French food became the benchmark for the culinary world. I mean snails, frogs and aspic are not the most apetizing things on face value. LoL
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