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Originally Posted by TiMSport
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I skerrrrrrredddd!
You know, the first time I touched a vagina was in the closet. I confess that I smelled my fingers afterwards and I didn't like it. I was maybe 6 or 7 years old. I lived in the hood at the time and SweetPea and Kiki were my two
wives. SweetPea was cute. Kiki not so much. SweetPea's vagina was nice. Kiki's not so much. I was turned off and promptly left them with the EasyBake Oven and went back to playing with my G.I. Joe's. I never went into the closet with them ever again.
Then I touched Rachel's vagina while camping with her and her father. There was something gritty in there. It reminded me of peanut butter……the chunky natural kind. I was probably still 6 or 7 around this time. Strike two!
I confess that vagina was not my friend at the tender age of 6 or 7.